I Am A Raccoon (Not Really But I Love Watermelon)

Last night we had a refrigerator crisis: Mississippi Kite (nicknamed after his favorite bird from his days doing wildlife rehabilitation) bought more watermelon than would fit in the refrigerator. Lest the excess go to waste, I ate half a watermelon in one sitting. It was a lot of watermelon. I had some more tonight. One thing that I remember from wildlife rehabilitation is that raccoons really love watermelon. So I thought of them tonight as I walked down the street chomping on some watermelon. I'll eat as much watermelon as there is, and I bet I can eat more than a raccoon any day.