I'm the dwarf (in case you couldn't guess). That was a few years ago. It was a fun party. No one knew who I was because my ex and I arrived separately and I didn't talk, I just drank and motioned with my hands. All that people knew is that I had blue, blue eyes. No one even knew it was a cross-dressing dwarf! (How many hits on search engines do you think I will get for that phrase alone-- "cross-dressing dwarf?")
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